Which Golden Girls insult was the best?
“Jealousy is an ugly thing, Dorothy. And so are you, in anything backless.” — Sophia
“You’re only gonna sit in an inch of water?” — Sophia, after Blanche says she’s going to “go take a long, hot, steamy bath with just enough water to barely cover my perky bosoms.”
“I think she’s a Gerchominochen … Literally, it’s the precise moment when dog doo turns white.” — Rose, about Blanche
“In Europe, do they all have big butts too?” — Rose, after Blanche says she has a “European body.”
“That would explain the beads of sweat.” — Blanche, to Rose after Rose says, “I’ve been thinking.”
“Oh, I just wish Sophia were my mother… then I could put her in Shady Pines.” — Blanche
“Stanley? The man used to have to get naked to count to 21.” — Dorothy, on her ex-husband
“Her mother was a slut, too.” — Dorothy, after Blanche says, “I’m from the South! Flirting is a part of my heritage.”
